Shards of Love That Look Like Trippy Pinterest Wallpaper. That Hurt.

After 16 years of having my own bathroom (well I share with Ryan but he is like super neat freaky and knows how sharing works), I am now sharing one with a teenager. Which is usually fine because overall he’s fairly tidy-ish and these days seldom home, but he does practice one disturbing habit that

JUST SAY NO! To Your Teenager. And He Figures Shit Out!

Last week Jack came home and his former cell phone looked like he and his squad used it for target practice. After running over it with a few logging trucks. Then put it in a blender. And I was like I. Don’t. Care. I have bought you freeloading guttersnipes at least 144 cell phones over the last seven