Ryan and I were totally “those assholes” on the flight. The shitheads who fake a severe case of scabies and lice and Dysentery and Swine Flu so that no one would dare sit in our row because after the last flight where I had to make out with Ethan Hawke after being roofied and groped by Uncle Buck, I justContinue reading “When You Finally Aren’t The Drunkest, Loudest Person on the Plane. Just the Biggest A-hole.”
Mom Is Mental (& a little drunk) 